Heavenly Harmonies: Celebrating Edward de Gale's Mastery of Church Organs

In the world of music, few instruments evoke a sense of grandeur and spiritual transcendence quite like the church organ. And when it comes to mastery of this magnificent instrument, one name shines brightly: Edward de Gale. Renowned for his exceptional piano skills, de Gale's prowess extends to the realm of church organs, where he mesmerizes audiences with his awe-inspiring performances. Today, we explore the remarkable talent of Edward de Gale as a virtuoso of the church organ, delving into the captivating harmonies he creates and the spiritual essence he brings to these sacred spaces.

  1. Awe-Inspiring Technique:

Playing the church organ requires a unique set of skills, and Edward de Gale demonstrates a level of technical mastery that is truly astounding. From the intricacy of pedal work to the dexterity required for manual control, his hands and feet seamlessly navigate the array of keys, stops, and pedals. The sheer complexity and size of these majestic instruments demand a profound understanding of their mechanisms, and de Gale's expertise allows him to unlock their full potential. His impeccable technique brings forth a symphony of sound that resonates through the hallowed halls of churches, leaving audiences in awe of his ability to breathe life into the organ's majestic pipes.

  1. Captivating Interpretations:

Beyond his technical proficiency, Edward de Gale possesses a rare gift for interpretation. He approaches each piece with meticulous attention to detail, unearthing the underlying emotions and narratives within the music. Whether performing traditional hymns or masterful compositions of renowned organ composers, de Gale infuses each note with a profound sense of purpose. His ability to shape the music, to build tension and release it in glorious climaxes, creates an enchanting musical journey for the listener. Through his interpretations, de Gale transforms the church organ into an instrument of storytelling, weaving a tapestry of emotions that resonates with congregations and audiences alike.

  1. Spiritual Transcendence:

Playing the church organ is not merely a matter of technique and interpretation; it is a profound spiritual experience. Edward de Gale understands this, and his performances on the organ transcend the realm of music, touching the hearts and souls of those who listen. With each note, he conjures a sense of reverence and awe, uplifting the spirits of the congregation and creating an atmosphere of profound spirituality. Through his music, de Gale taps into the essence of the sacred space, connecting with something greater than himself and allowing listeners to embark on a transformative journey of reflection and devotion.

  1. Preserving Tradition, Embracing Innovation:

While Edward de Gale's expertise lies in playing the church organ, he remains a visionary artist who embraces innovation while honoring tradition. While respecting the rich heritage of organ music, he seamlessly blends traditional compositions with contemporary elements, infusing his performances with a unique and captivating style. De Gale's willingness to push the boundaries and explore new horizons breathes new life into the centuries-old tradition of organ playing, captivating audiences with his fresh approach while maintaining a deep reverence for the instrument's roots.

Edward de Gale's remarkable skill as a church organist elevates him to the ranks of true virtuosos. His awe-inspiring technique, captivating interpretations, and ability to create spiritual transcendence through the organ are testaments to his extraordinary talent and unwavering dedication. Through his music, de Gale brings heavenly harmonies to life, filling sacred spaces with an ethereal beauty that touches the hearts of all who listen. As we celebrate his mastery of the church organ, let us revel in the divine melodies and spiritual connection he bestows upon us, forever grateful for the gift of music he shares with the world.

Below are a variety of links to Edward de Gale's blog:

 

 

God Bless Stephen Harper!

With Stephen Harper at the helm, Canada is surely the place to be.

Unlike the USA, which is being governed by socialists and communists and is going down the road to hell in a hurry!

I strongly recommend to Americans that you abandon ship and move to Canada, a Conservative haven in these dangerous times.

Women like Paris Hilton...

Women like Paris Hilton should be burned at the stake.

They are sex-worshiping idolaters and prostitutes who serve no good purpose for the rest of society.

Good Christians should make certain their children aren't emulating Paris Hilton and others of her ilk lest they grow up to be porn stars and prostitutes.

Satan Worshipper Gary Gygax Dies

Gary Gygax, the Satan worhsipper who co-created the fantasy game Dungeons & Dragons and helped start the role-playing phenomenon, died Tuesday March 4th 2008 morning at his home in Lake Geneva. He was 69.

He had been suffering from health problems for several years, including an abdominal aneurysm, said his wife, Gail Gygax.

Gygax and Dave Arneson developed Dungeons & Dragons in 1974 using medieval witches and satanic creatures. The game known for its evil satanic dice became a hit, particularly among teenage boys and goths, and eventually was turned into video games, books and movies.

Gygax always enjoyed hearing from the game's legion of devoted satan worshippers, many of whom would stop by the family's home in Lake Geneva, about 55 miles southwest of Milwaukee, his wife said. Despite his declining health, he hosted weekly games of Dungeons & Dragons and conducted satanic rituals as recently as January.

The world is better off without him.

Should we Stone Homosexuals to Death?

Should we Stone Homosexuals to Death?

No.

Jesus said let he who is without sin cast the first stone.

So the best solution is to wait until the homosexual commits a crime like raping a young boy and then imprison them. Once in prison the homosexuals, murderers and convicts can all kill each other and leave the rest of us out of it.

That way our hands are clean in the eyes of God and homosexuals are taught that being gay is a sin and will be punished.

Adam's Rib Vs Feminism

Feminists believe they are equal to men, but this is simply not true.

Women were made from Adam's rib and therefore are smaller, have smaller brains, are weaker and are inferior to men in every way.

It is difficult for women to grasp this concept however and are jealous of man's power, man's intellect and the male penis.

As a result feminists are much more likely to be lesbians and resort to "Amazonism" in their hatred and jealousy of men. They will murder men, castrate their penises and take the jobs of men unless they are taught to be humble and learn their place.

In an alternate version of the Book of Genesis Adam had a first wife, named Lilith. Lilith refused to take Adam's orders and lie under him in the missionary position so God cursed her, turned her into a demon and had two of his angels chase her out of Eden. Afterwards he made Eve out of Adam's rib.

Lilith is a succubus and now stalks the earth killing men and babies, which is what feminists do as well.

Don't allow your wife to have an abortion. It is a sin to murder even an unborn child and she will burn in Hell for following the path of Lilith.

Don't allow your wife to kill your children. She has a small brain and gets confused easily.

Don't allow your wife to get a divorce. Getting a divorce is a path of sin, harlotry and will result in your children becoming homosexuals and prostitutes.

Thou shalt not covet another man's oil...

George W. Bush covets the oil of the middle east and is working on behalf of Islamic traitors to build a pipeline across Afghanistan and Iran to bring oil from Iraq to China (an atheist communist nation).

He does so out of greed and because the communist Chinese government is paying him and the USA huge sums of money to fight their war for them and bring about a neo-industrial revolution in China at the expense of middle eastern oil.

It was not for spreading Christianity or the will of God that George W. Bush decided to attack Iraq and Afghanistan.

It is because he owns stocks in oil companies that will build the pipeline across those countries once the war is over.

It will not be Christianity that holds sway, it will be hordes of atheists as Islam falls prey to greed with dirty money from China.

George W. Bush is just a tool of choice. He makes China look good so that the middle eastern countries will think nothing of selling their oil to China when the dust is settled.

It is the rise of atheism and greed that will bring about doomsday and the final reckoning. People in America have become proud, greedy and wanton in their desires. They are adulterers, prostitutes, convicts and more.

The Four Horsemen are coming...

Anglican Church blesses Same Sex Marriage

One more church has fallen prey to the neo-atheist scourge that is sweeping Canada and the world.

The Anglican Church has blessed same sex marriages and is now dead to us all.

Don't go to Anglican Churches any more. They have been perverted by homosexuals and godless atheists who think homosexuals should be allowed to attend church and marry.

If it were up to me homosexuals would be forced to read the Bible again and again until they see the truth of the Lord's words and forsake their heathen homosexual urges.

Obviously the Anglican Church isn't reading the Bible much any more and have fallen in with a crowd of people who think defying the Lord's edicts is okay.

They will wish they had thought differently when they are burning in Hell.

Fighting the Neo-Atheist Scourge

Atheists are everywhere these days and even though they claim to believe in God sometimes they nevertheless continue sinning constantly and refusing to listen to the word of the Lord God.

They follow false icons and false gods, reading about greek mythology, aliens and other such garbage.

They watch TV shows like American Idol and Canadian Idol.

They worship celebrities instead of the Lord God.

They take the Lord's name in vain and swear and curse like heathens.

They work and play on the Sabbath day, which is meant to be kept Holy.

They dishonour their parents by dating without a chaperone, swear to their parent's face, tell dirty jokes and disobey their parents constantly.

They play video games and watch movies that exult violence, sex, murder, rape, theft and prostitution.

They lie about their schoolwork, their lives, their dirty little secrets like masturbation and how many times they've had sex with a condom before marriage.

They are greedy and desire everything, even to the point of theft.

In conclusion they may say they believe in the Lord God, but most of them won't even be able to recite the Ten Commandments, the most basic of God's edicts.

They are not "suggestions", they are COMMANDMENTS.

You do them or else you are an atheist and you go to Hell.

Don't Read the Toronto Star

The Toronto Star and other Liberal media rags are full of atheist, scientific and satanic propaganda.

They even promote Dungeons and Dragons and satanic goth culture.

The newspaper (and others like it) are information hubs for the culture of evil that surrounds us all and is invading the purity of good Christians.

Don't buy such papers or even read their headlines. They are nothing but atheist and satanic lies and promote homosexuality, violent video games, violent movies, feminism, wild sexuality and prostitution and all manner of sins.

The United Church allows Homosexuals

Don't attend sermons at the United Church. They allow homosexuals to get married and this is a terrible and sinful practice.

To make it clear that this will not be tolerated I advice people not to go to the United Church until they publicly ban all homosexuals from their churches.

Too much gold is a sign of greed and pride.

Too much gold is a sign of greed and pride.

Don't trust priests or ministers who wear too much gold. It means they have strayed from the faith and are now more interested in worldly possessions.

For this reason I question whether the new Pope Benedict is truly Catholic. He wears far too much. The old Pope preferred more simple clothes but the new Pope Benedict is untrustworthy and wears gold from head to toe constantly.

This is also a way of measuring people who are suitable for your children. If they wear too much gold they are trying to show off and it means they are both proud and greedy. Don't allow your children to be friends or date such people.

Gold is only suitable to make wedding rigns, a sign of your faith in God and in your wife or husband.

Praise Jesus!

Don't buy black market organs

Buying black market organs is a sin. Not only are you stealing another person's kidney or liver, but the mere fact that you even thought about coveting another man's body part is a sin.

It doesn't matter that you may die without it or that it is the doctor performing the surgery who murdered the man they took the body part from, you are still stealing another man's body part to extend your own life.

That is disgusting, shameful and un-Christian.

If your health is failing you it means God is punishing you for losing your faith. You must pray to God and restore your faith for you to be healed by the miracle of the Lord's power.

Praise Jesus!

Don't Vote Conservative or Liberal

A Message for Canadian Christians:

Vote for a Christian Coalition MP.

The Conservatives and Liberals allowed gay marriages to become legal. The Conservatives promised to get rid of gay marriages but broke their word. They are all liars now and not true Christians.

It was also found out recently that the Conservative government and Prime Minister Stephen Harper tried to bribe independent MP Chuck Cadman for his vote back in 2005 during a crucial parliamentary vote. They offered the dying Cadman a $1 million dollar life insurance policy so that when he died his wife and daughter would get the money.

Like a true Christian however Chuck Cadman refused. His place in Heaven is now assured for turning down such a rank and disgusting bribe.

This just proves that we cannot trust even the Conservatives. They may shake the hands of true Christians, they may talk about family values, but they are more interested in money and bribery.

Please vote for an independent Christian MP or a member of the Christian Coalition.

Multiple Faiths and Marriage

Do not allow your children to marry a child of a faith other than Christianity. Your grandchildren (and possibly your children) will stand a greater chance of converting to a lesser faith or worse, becoming atheists and satan worshippers.

Your children must be raised to understand that only Christian men and women should get married and that all other faiths are false religions and perversions of them.

People argue that the Lord God has multiple names and other religions simply call them by other names. This is not true. The Lord God has one name and we dare not speak it. Other gods are false gods, heathen gods and do not exist.

Marriage is a sacred moment in the eyes of God and it must be treated seriously. We cannot bastardize it by having half-Christian-half-Hindu weddings. You can't have half a blasphemy. This is a whole blasphemy.

If the man or woman in question to marry your child is of another faith they must be converted to Christianity and tested to make certain their faith is real.

If their faith in not true he or she will quickly lose their temper during the testing process (or object to being tested period) and this will be a sign that you must refuse to bless their wedding. You must prevent your children from making such a mistake at all costs.

Otherwise they will be doomed to a lifetime of blasphemy and an eternity of Hell for forsaking the Christian faith.

Private Christian Schools or Homeschooling

Obviously you can't watch your children all the time to keep them safe from sins and Satan's lies. They have to go to school.

But there is options depending on where you live. You can send them to a private Christian school or a publicly funded Catholic school, whichever is best.

Be forewarned however that Catholic girls can be evil temptresses and you must advice your young boys to stay clear of these evil succubi. Britney Spears once masqueraded as a Catholic school girl but now is nothing but a singing prostitute who flashes her vagina at the public, has children out of wedlock and snorts cocaine. Such women are vane about their appearance and need to be avoided for their hives of evil and sin.

If a private Christian school is unavailable you could also consider homeschooling your children. This will give your wife something to do and will crush any dreams she has of having a career.

Homeschooling is arguably the best option as it allows your children to be taught full year around and can be taught at a faster pace because you don't have to teach them nonsense like bogus science and evolutionary theory or anything about other religions that worship false gods.

Private Christian schools are great options as they also don't teach evolution and bogus science. Find one where the women teachers are good and modest and ask other parents for their opinion of the school and the sanctity of their teachers.

You will also want to make certain they aren't teaching things like condom use, which is a tool of the devil and used only by harlots and prostitutes.

You will also want to ask whether the school is active in expelling homosexuals. You don't want any homo kids in the same classes of your children.

When true Christians band together we can raise a community of good god-fearing children who will obey the will of the Lord God.

Obesity is a Sin

Fat people who are lazy gluttons have debauched themselves on a life of food.

To them food is their only reason to live.

To keep your wife and children from becoming fat and obese you may have to avoid desserts and eat only those foods which are healthy and good for you, and only in reasonable sizes.

Do not go out to restaurants where the women serve food in revealing clothing. If you must eat out go to places that only have male waiters and no homosexuals.

Play family oriented sports like tossing a ball around, badminton or volleyball. Make certain your women are properly covered if you play in public. I do not recommend tennis because tennis clothing is too revealing on women.

I also recommend heavy lifting and hobbies like carpentry or stonework to keep yourself busy. Jesus was a carpenter and made his living honestly and kept in good shape doing so.

Encourage your women to learn how to cook healthy food and your boys to learn carpentry and wood carving.

The Vanity of Women

Women are vane about the appearance and that pride is a sin.

To keep your women more humble I recommend buying small mirrors so they cannot see all their face.

Also restrict them in their monetary wealth so they cannot spend too much on cosmetics.

Expensive shampoos, lipstick, lipgloss, makeup and all that are signs of a harlot and an adulteress. Allowing your daughter or wife to wear such things increases her freedom and increases the likelihood of her becoming a prostitute.

To prevent this only allow them enough money to buy the most basic things like soap and shampoo.

If you find any products other than that I recommend burning them and giving your wife/daughters a stern talking to so they understand that you are the man of the house and will not be disobeyed or cheated on.

Jesus will not look fondly on you if you fail to keep the sin of pride away from your women.

Violent Video Games leads to a Life of Crime

Violent Video Games like "Grant Theft Auto" and other such violent games are not allowed in our household.

Violent video games promote crime, murder, lying, theft, prostitution and all manner of sins.

The same goes with violent movies that promote such things. The Godfather, despite its name, is actually an horrible movie and promotes a life of organized crime.

Do not allow your children to play such games or watch such movies. They are sins to watch or play.

I also don't recommend team sports like hockey, which is also violent. Violent tendencies, even in a sport, can lead to assaults and murder and are a sure path to the damnation of Hell.

Instead I recommend playing family board games like Scrabble or Monopoly or the Game of Life. They are easy games for children and women to learn and don't require much brainpower so their smaller brains will be able to keep up.

DO NOT PLAY GAMES THAT INVOLVE GAMBLING!

Poker is a sin and tantamount to robbing a person of his livelihood, or worse, your livelihood. It is an addictive game driven by the sin of greed. Do not fall for its evil trap.

With the power of the Lord God you will succeed in keeping your family on the straight and narrow and away from such sins.

Praise Jesus!

Bikinis are Sinful and Immodest

Bikinis and swimwear that show off too much of a woman's body are sins. They turn the human body into a false icon and must be destroyed.

They also promote prostitution, harlotry and pornography.

Only porn stars and prostitutes wear such things.

Don't allow your wife or daughters to wear bikinis or revealing swimwear. They are sinning and don't realize it.

It is a slippery slope and before you know it they are committing adultery and prostituting themselves for mere money.

If your wife and daughters want to swim make certain they wear swimwear that covers them fully, reveals none of their buttocks, breasts or navel. Even the tiny bellybutton can drive rapists and lechers into a sexual frenzy and they will not think twice about seducing, raping or kidnapping your wife and daughters for their sexual sins.

Make certain your wife and daughter also wear a swimcap to cover up the sexuality of their hair.

If at all possible, insist they swim in private women-only pools with no males present. Don't trust lifeguards even if they are gay. Homosexuals are sexual perverts who will stop at nothing to pervert the minds of your children by performing mouth to mouth with them.

Don't allow your children to practice mouth to mouth with other boys or girls either. This could lead to your children becoming homosexuals.

With the power and wisdom or the Lord God however you will be able to control your women and keep them on the straight path to Heaven.

Praise Jesus!

Headscarves for Women

Make sure your wife and daughters always wear headscarves or hats when travelling in public.

According to the Bible any woman who doesn't wear something to cover her head is a harlot or a prostitute who seems to prostrate herself sexually because she is a wanton whore.

Showing a woman's hair is a sign of sexual aggression and she should only do this in the presence of her lord husband.

I know that in modern society many people don't pay attention to the Bible any more or this little known rule, but you must show your wife and daughters the scriptures and teach them to read and understand that it is for their own protection against rapists and lechers who will try to seduce, rape or kidnap them for their own sick pleasures.

Sex is a sin and women must be made to understand that they are nothing but sexual objects made from Adam's rib to serve him and mankind.

As such women must be made modest in order to protect themselves, their virginity and their chastity from the sins of sex and adultery.

If your wife refuses to wear a headscarf or hat when out publicly it is a sign that she might be cheating on you and committing the sin of adultery. The Bible states that such a woman should be stoned to death if it is true, but we cannot do that anymore because Liberal laws won't allow us to punish sinners properly.

So instead turn your wife out of house and make certain she never sees her children again. You cannot allow her to have your children lest she turn them into child prostitutes or homosexuals.

With the Lord on your side however your wife will be made to understand why she must be modest and conceal her sexuality.

Praise Jesus!

Environmentalism is Full of Lies

Doomsday is coming and the world is heating up as the fires of Hell draw closer.

Environmental scientists all think it is global warming caused by greenhouse gases, but this science is a false icon. The real reason is because Hell has become closer to Earth and the day of reckoning draws closer.

We have all seen the signs of September 11th and the false prophet by the name of Osama bin Laden. It is only a matter of time before we face off in the final battle against the forces of evil Satan.

Environmentalists may seem all nice and everything, with their vegetarianism and their love of animals, but beastiality is a sin and they have been sucked in the evils of marijuana and too much cocaine. They don't know what they are saying because it is actually they who have become polluted by the lies of Satan and his worshippers.

Don't concern yourself with ideas of global catastrophe. When the day of reckoning comes we true Christians, all 144,000 of us from the 12 tribes of Israel, will be sucked up into Heaven for a 1000 years and when we return we shall defeat Satan's forces.

Global warming and climate change are complete hoaxes and lies based on false information. They are nothing compared to the power of the Lord God.

Praise Jesus!

Science is a False Icon

You shall not make for yourself an idol, whether in the form of anything that is in heaven above, or that is on the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth.

Do not trust in science or anything that scientists or doctors tell you. Science is a false icon and is nothing compared to the miracles of our Lord Jesus.

Many scientists and doctors are atheists who firmly believe in scientific fact and they lack the faith and understanding of true Christians. They make up stuff based on theory but they have no real facts to base their information on.

Our reality is controlled by the Lord God and He can change our reality as he sees fit. If a man is dying from lung cancer and he truly believes that the Lord God will save him the Lord God will grant his request.

If a woman is dying from breast cancer however, caused by a lifetime of sin and prostitution, and she denies the existence of God, she will not be saved. She will die like a wretch and be driven into Hell where she belongs.

The doctor will make his prognosis, but really he doesn't have a clue what will happen. He is not a priest or a true Christian so he has no faith in the power of the Lord God.

Do not allow your wife or children to worship at the temple of science, read any scientific books or pollute their mind by watching the Discovery Channel or the Nature of Things. Beat or spank them accordingly if you catch them disobeying your orders.

Praise Jesus!

Stephen Spielberg is an Atheist

Steven Spielberg is an Atheist and here is how we know:

Although he was born JEWISH, Steven Spielberg is an atheist presence in American film.

Spielberg obviously believes in aliens, false gods and dinosaurs, as demonstrated by his movies E.T., Close Encounters of a Third King, A.I., Jurassic Park, Gremlins, The Land Before Time, War of the Worlds, Shrek, Transformers, Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom (in which Jones worships the false Hindu god Shiva), and his participation in the blasphemous Star Wars movies.

He also helped in the production of The Lost Tomb of Jesus, which claims to have found the body of Jesus Christ, our Lord and Saviour. This however is nothing more than an atheist hoax meant to undermine the power of God.

If you own any Steven Spielberg movies I recommend you burn them all immediately. Do not allow his atheist taint in your household.

Likewise any movies or books about aliens, vampires, dinosaurs, monsters, robots from another galaxy all must be destroyed.

Stick to good wholesome family programming. Anything with violence, sex or fantasy ideas is an attempt to convert you to their atheist/satanic religion.

Praise Jesus!

Dealing with a Disrespectful Wife

It is all well that women want careers, but they must first get their husband's permission before setting our into the workforce.

Before giving your permission please consider the age of your children first.

If your wife has not yet had children it is best for her to wait. You don't want her to waste her best years of ovulation working in a career when a man could do the job better.

Instead have your children as soon as possible and as many as possible. Every child is a blessing on your household and increases economic productivity for every boy child you have.

When your children reach the age of 17 then you may allow your wife, depending on the circumstances, to have a career. Perhaps a nurse or a receptionist or a librarian.

If your wife is adamant that she must have a career please explain to her her obligations as a woman and as a mother to her children. An absent mother leads to derelict children who grow up to be sinners and homosexuals. That is one of the many reasons why we have so many gays these days: Too many feminist mothers thinking they can have their cake and eat it too. It doesn't work that way. Absent mothers breed sinners, literally.

If your wife refuses to stay at home you must beat her with a rod smaller than your thumb or spank her 20 times heartily.

Once she comes around you can encourage her to take more cooking lessons and learn how to knit and sew. Many women have enjoyed knitting and sewing for centuries before now and women these days are no different. Their small brains are suited for what is essentially a brainless task.

Praise Jesus.

Masturbation is a Sin

If you catch your children or your wife masturbating you must beat them with a rod no bigger than your thumb or spank them twenty times with the palm of your hand.

If you find yourself unable to resist the temptation of masturbation try place a pack of ice on your testicles every night before bed until you can control your sinful pleasure.

Spreading your seed upon the ground is a sin and leads to lechery and homosexuality.

Do not allow your wife to masturbate or else she will become a feminist lesbian and want a divorce.

Do not allow your children to masturbate or else they will become gay and worthless in the eyes of the lord.

Beat them accordingly if they continue in their sinful passions and ban them from your household if they refuse to stop.

Praise Jesus.

Dungeons & Dragons is Evil

Don't let your children play Dungeons and Dragons. The "roleplaying game" is the first step in an initiation practice for introducing young people to satanism.

In the game children practice satanic witchcraft and cast black magic which they don't realize is real. Before you know it they are secretly casting real black magic spells in their basement and communing with the devil.

To safeguard your children:

Take them to church at least 3 times per week to talk to a priest or minister.
Don't let them play Dungeons and Dragons ever.
Don't let them read Harry Potter or The Lord of the Rings or any fantasy books.

Fantasy books are the tools of the devil and undermine the sanctity of religion.

Burn every fantasy book you find. Boycott any store that sells fantasy books for they are obviously either satan worshippers in disguise or are unaware of the satanic properties of fantasy books.

If you catch your children reading fantasy books beat them with a rod no bigger than your thumb or spank them with the palm of your hand twenty times. If you find other children playing Dungeons and Dragons burn the books and tell their parents you caught them practicing witchcraft and advice them to punish their children accordingly or else you won't be letting your children play with their children.

Gary Gygax, the creator of Dungeons and Dragons, is a satan worshipper and anything he says is a lie.

Praise Jesus!

Charles McVety: Banning Sex in Films

Christian Crusder Charles McVety, president of the Canada Family Action Coalition, has convinced the government to ban sex, homosexuality and violence in Canadian films. The politicians have seen the light of Jesus Christ and are now on our side.

With time we will also ban gay marriages, prohibit gays from having adopting children and convert all the gays back to Christianity and the proper way of making love to a woman, the missionary position.

I blame the Liberal-dominated media. We need to censor these liberals with their atheist viewpoints from tainting the fragile ears and minds of our young. It is their fault gays are becoming so popular these days. We must stop the liberal media from turning the world into an atheist bunch of gays and lesbians.

For the sake and future of humanity, we must preserve the sanctity of marriage and family or else the human race is doomed.

Praise Jesus!

The Ten Commandments (multiple versions)

There is actually several versions of the Ten Commandments, one from Exodus and another from Deuteronomy, and others found in other sources like the Islamic Qur'an. Variations of the Ten Commandments are found in Christianity, Judaism and Islam. They all say roughly the same thing.

Exodus 20:2–17

2 I am the Lord your God, who brought you out of the land of Egypt, out of the house of slavery;

3 Do not have any other gods before Me.

4 You shall not make for yourself an idol, whether in the form of anything that is in heaven above, or that is on the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth.

5 You shall not bow down to them or worship them; for I the Lord your God am a jealous God, punishing children for the iniquity of parents, to the third and the fourth generation of those who reject me,

6 but showing steadfast love to the thousandth generation of those who love me and keep my commandments.

7 You shall not make wrongful use of the name of the Lord your God, for the Lord will not acquit anyone who misuses his name.

8 Remember the Sabbath day and keep it holy.

9 For six days you shall labour and do all your work.

10 But the seventh day is a Sabbath to the Lord your God; you shall not do any work—you, your son or your daughter, your male or female slave, your livestock, or the alien resident in your towns.

11 For in six days the Lord made heaven and earth, the sea, and all that is in them, but rested the seventh day; therefore the Lord blessed the Sabbath day and consecrated it.

12 Honor your father and your mother, so that your days may be long in the land that the Lord your God is giving you.

13 You shall not murder.

14 You shall not commit adultery.

15 You shall not steal.

16 You shall not bear false witness against your neighbour.

17 You shall not covet your neighbour’s house; you shall not covet your neighbour’s wife, or male or female slave, or ox, or donkey, or anything that belongs to your neighbour.


Deuteronomy 5:6–21


6 I am the Lord your God, who brought you out of the land of Egypt, out of the house of slavery;

7 you shall have no other gods before me.

8 You shall not make for yourself an idol, whether in the form of anything that is in heaven above, or that is on the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth.

9 You shall not bow down to them or worship them; for I the Lord your God am a jealous God, punishing children for the iniquity of parents, to the third and fourth generation of those who reject me,

10 but showing steadfast love to the thousandth generation of those who love me and keep my commandments.

11 You shall not make wrongful use of the name of the Lord your God, for the Lord will not acquit anyone who misuses his name.

12 Observe the sabbath day and keep it holy, as the Lord your God commanded you.

13 For six days you shall labour and do all your work.

14 But the seventh day is a sabbath to the Lord your God; you shall not do any work—you, or your son or your daughter, or your male or female slave, or your ox or your donkey, or any of your livestock, or the resident alien in your towns, so that your male and female slave may rest as well as you.

15 Remember that you were a slave in the land of Egypt, and the Lord your God brought you out from there with a mighty hand and an outstretched arm; therefore the Lord your God commanded you to keep the sabbath day.

16 Honor your father and your mother, as the Lord your God commanded you, so that your days may be long and that it may go well with you in the land that the Lord your God is giving you.

17 You shall not murder.

18 Neither shall you commit adultery.

19 Neither shall you steal.

20 Neither shall you bear false witness against your neighbour.

21 Neither shall you covet your neighbour’s wife. Neither shall you desire your neighbour’s house, or field, or male or female slave, or ox, or donkey, or anything that belongs to your neighbour.

The Islamic Version:

1. Worship only God: Take not with Allah another object of worship; or thou (O man!) wilt sit in disgrace and destitution. (17:22)

2. Be kind, honourable and humble to one's parents: Thy Lord hath decreed that ye worship none but Him, and that ye be kind to parents. Whether one or both of them attain old age in thy life, say not to them a word of contempt, nor repel them, but address them in terms of honour. (17:23) And, out of kindness, lower to them the wing of humility, and say: "My Lord! bestow on them thy Mercy even as they cherished me in childhood." (17:24)

3. Be neither miserly nor wasteful in one's expenditure: And render to the kindred their due rights, as (also) to those in want, and to the wayfarer: But squander not (your wealth) in the manner of a spendthrift. (17:26) Verily spendthrifts are brothers of the Evil Ones; and the Evil One is to his Lord (himself) ungrateful. (17:27) And even if thou hast to turn away from them in pursuit of the Mercy from thy Lord which thou dost expect, yet speak to them a word of easy kindness. (17:28) Make not thy hand tied (like a niggard's) to thy neck, nor stretch it forth to its utmost reach, so that thou become blameworthy and destitute. (17:29)

4. Do not engage in 'mercy killings' for fear of starvation: Kill not your children for fear of want: We shall provide sustenance for them as well as for you. Verily the killing of them is a great sin. (17:31)

5. Do not commit adultery: Nor come nigh to adultery: for it is a shameful (deed) and an evil, opening the road (to other evils). (17:32)

6. Do not kill unjustly: Nor take life - which Allah has made sacred - except for just cause. And if anyone is slain wrongfully, we have given his heir authority (to demand qisas or to forgive): but let him not exceed bounds in the matter of taking life; for he is helped (by the Law). (17:33)

7. Care for orphaned children: Come not nigh to the orphan's property except to improve it, until he attains the age of full strength...(17:34)

8. Keep one's promises: ...fulfil (every) engagement [i.e. promise/covenant], for (every) engagement will be enquired into (on the Day of Reckoning). (17:34)

9. Be honest and fair in one's interactions: Give full measure when ye measure, and weigh with a balance that is straight: that is the most fitting and the most advantageous in the final determination. (17:35)

10. Do not be arrogant in one's claims or beliefs: And pursue not that of which thou hast no knowledge; for every act of hearing, or of seeing or of (feeling in) the heart will be enquired into (on the Day of Reckoning). (17:36) Nor walk on the earth with insolence: for thou canst not rend the earth asunder, nor reach the mountains in height. (17:37)